You need this book because you want a drink with a side of trouble. Hops is a quirky bartender with a past he’d rather keep quiet, and he keeps telling his patrons “I am your worst nightmare.” Some of them are about to find out why. It’s the “one more round” moment — funny, twisty, and hard to walk away from. A Tarbender novella, and Book 1 of a five-part series.

Even in the quietest towns, something is always watching. And sometimes, it’s waiting for you.

When a self-assured Anthropology Professor gets a flat tire near an abandoned donut factory, he expects a quick fix and a swift exit back to his comfortable, predictable life. Instead, he finds Seeksvill: a town where the store signs are too long, the locals speak in infectious parables, and the daily ritual involves holding empty leashes.

He set out to study them with clinical detachment—to be a silent observer. But Seeksvill doesn't do observers.

Featuring a tire delivery guy who hates everything, a town patriarch who goes fishing on a fishless lake, three quirky brothers and a dog who takes his job far too seriously, Midnight Mass in Seeksvill is a hilarious, heartfelt story about what happens when you stop running from your life... and finally pull over. 

Every author knows the agony of the unwritten story. But what if the story you refuse to write is the only thing keeping you sane?

In Why I Am Not Writing A Book, an unnamed narrator spends his days locked in an agonizing battle with writer’s block. Desperate to find inspiration, his journey leads him to a retreat where all is not as it seems.

Odd encounters, fractured memories, guilt, and trauma lead him to question his very existence. As he frantically tries to put the pieces together, his world unravels—revealing terrifying truths about his life, his purpose, and his sanity.

Take a breath, jump in and join our narrator on his perilous journey, and discover why he is not writing a book.